Currently listening to: "It's too late" by Evermore
Hello~! I know i said, i wouldn't be blogging, but i just wanted to let you people know about my beautiful infection-ous eye! It's so pretty! So pretty that i can't see! AT first i thought it was a mossie bite, as the swelling just made my eyelid pink, so it looked as if i had make up on, but was clueless on how to put the thing they call eye shadow. So as a week passed.. a bubble started to form. And i was like "Oh! What's this?! A PIMPLE!" Alright, so then comes the excessive pimple cream on my eye lid (even though your not suppose to put there) and voila~! I HAVE A MUTHER FUCKING BUBBLE! How fabulous! So then comes the paranoia. With bad influence of FHM, i thought i was growing a maggot on my eye lid! Because you know these little dots, can get ANYWHERE and can BREED and shit ANYWHERE. I repeat ANYWHERE! So after three days, i now have a fucking hideous bubble that's practiclly overlapping my eye, making me look partially angry which is the new age two face. So after visiting the doctor, he said i had an eye infection with a temperature. I have a pust growing under my eyelid, which is waiting to erupt. It's so beautiful isn't it? How, our bodies are like EARTH! And we have these little creatures, breeding and living on us. And if we decide to destroy EARTH, all we have to do, is pollute it with chemicals and toxins and destroy the ozone layer! Oh yes... i am in PAIN arrrrrrrrrr......... matey~!
